NEW YORK, NY — President-elect Donald J. Trump met with his chief strategist today in a close-door session in an attempt to determine how to best respond to the growing fear and unrest among many of the nation’s immigrants, Muslims, women, the LGBT community, and people of color.
Steve Bannon, Donald Trump’s controversial chief strategist with ties to white supremacy, released the following statement: “I wanted to clear the air. Sp@*s, N*#@!rs, Bi@*&es, F*&s, and K*@#s have no need to worry about abuses. That’s it. That’s all I have to say. They probably won’t believe me anyway because that’s just the way they are. Sp@*s, N*#@!rs, Bi@*&es, F*&s, and K*@#s are always going to be suspicious about something or whine about equality. Also, reports that we’re planning to burn crosses on the White House lawn are entirely unfounded. Sure, we’re going to hold Extreme Math Activities monthly where we light plus signs on fire, but that’s just to promote basic math among the nation’s children.”
Your handsome and humble servant-
Photo: By Don Irvine (Steve Bannon) [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons