Tea Party Announces “Tea Baggings,” Can’t Understand Why Everyone’s Laughing

In an effort to construct a more focused and effective message, the nation’s patriots who’ve coalesced into the Tea Party have chosen to retool as the presidential election looms closer.

This powerful grassroots organization will be moving away from the inventive spelling juggernauts that became known popularly as “Tea Parties” to something they feel will rebrand and refresh their image. A little rejuvenation for the homestretch, if you will.

Henceforth and forever these gatherings of sensible, concerned citizens  will be known as “Tea Baggings” to underscore that the time for a “party” is behind us. The next, more aggressive phase is now in effect. No more of that previous frivolity and merriment one associates with Tea Parties.

The movement has evolved into a “Tea Bagging.” There will be “Tea Baggings” across the country. No one will be able to escape these “Tea Baggings.”

Why are you giggling? Where is your sense of decorum?

Seriously.

Why are you laughing?

Stop.

You’re not fooling me. I can see you’re still giggling into your arm.

Fine.

You’re not invited to tea bag with us, now.

[Photo by Pargon]

Your handsome and humble servant-

El Guapo

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