Hirsute (adj.) – hairy

Tomas was 330 lbs. and had a back so hairy that beauty schools would rent it to let students practice braiding corn rolls.  Unfortunately, a hirsute individual like Tomas should have known better than to be in bear country without a shirt on.  RIP Tomas.


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