Sure, when you’re a blood-thirsty serial killer there is a lot to consider before you select a religion. However, Catholicism easily takes the cake in most cases since you can pretty much atone for just about anything with a few Our Fathers. Plus, the clergy isn’t exactly known for its saintly behavior. The kicker is the ceremonial cannibalism.
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