You can’t help it.
After a lifetime of tortillas making up the nexus of your dietary experience, you see this photo and you get hungry. Sure, you’re probably a bit livid as well, but rumbling gut trumps heart. Every time.
It’s not something you can control. You see what appear to be some very large flour tortillas filled with what you can only assume is unadulterated deliciousness, and they’re walking right toward you. Eagerly.
How can you be so lucky?
To top it all off, the burritos are carrying some sort of enormous T-shaped flaming kabob. Are those walking burritos filled with Al Pastor? Carne Asada? Carnitas? Oh boy oh boy.
You inevitably discover they’re stuffed with racist cacada, marinated in a special sweaty, pendejo sauce. [McDonald’s is still trying to get their hands on this secret recipe.]
It’s okay to have mixed feelings.
Your handsome and humble servant-
[Photo by Image Editor]