Pack it in, people.  As if there wasn’t enough evidence pointing to the end of days, The Gravity Defyer shoe company selects an immediately recognizable symbol for their logo – a lone sperm.  In a boardroom somewhere this was believed to be a good idea.  Would you like the contrived explanation? The CEO says: “Our logo is deliberate. Our customers feel like they are getting the beginning of a new life when they try our shoes. We are not embarrassed by it.” Sir, perhaps you should be.  “Just Do It” takes on a whole new meaning with these guys.

Latinos looking to scare the xenophobic should wear these while also rocking the new census numbers (50.5 million Latinos…and counting) on a t-shirt.

It’s the official anchor-baby-making shoe.

The end is near.

Source: Sportsgrid

Originally published by El Guapo at Guanabee.