Mitt Romney has been described as “hollow,” “disconnected,” “robotic,” “a total opportunist dipshit,” and “most definitely a psychopath lacking any degree of empathy” – and these were the quotes provided by his real mother – a Frigidaire 5200 that gave him up for adoption when she realized she was not equipped to deal with him. She claims that Mitt, as a child, killed a family of rabbits with his bare hands and simply stood there wearing what she describes as a “cold, awkward, distant grin.” This same grin has taken center stage in recent days.
Of course, we know the cover story – that he was raised by a nice Mormon family and is currently in the process of trying to become the 45th president of The United States. If he is elected, however, it will be a technological triumph unlike any other, but technology – as we know – is limited. For instance, to this day he is still running the original BETA version of the Appropriate Facial Expression Protocol. His handlers hope that the bugs will be worked out in his next upgrade.
Anyway, below are some examples of Mitt flashing that malfunctioning grin in rather inappropriate situations:
Your handsome and humble servant-
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