After his epic performance in the latest GOP debate, Rick Perry has confirmed that he and his long-time debate coach, Miss Teen South Carolina, will be competing in what’s being billed as the Ultimate, No-Holds-Barred Intellectual Showdown of the Century to crown this era’s master debater, once and for all.
Vegas oddsmakers are at a loss. At this point, it’s a coin toss. Here, review the footage and place your bets. In all fairness, both candidates hold identical positions on the ever-controversial “The Iraq and such as” question:
This event is expected to make Lincoln-Douglas look like last year’s Ernie-Bert argument over the divisive rubber ducky issue.
Your handsome and humble servant-
El Guapo
[photo by Robert Scoble]

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