Greetings. In case you missed anything, here are some of the stories that were refried for you this week:
The time is upon us. Those of Mexican decent have waited patiently since The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo (February, 2 1848), a treaty whose terms were dictated by The United States and resulted in the loss of 55%of Mexico’s pre-war territory. The patient seeds of rebellion have fermented in anger through consecutive generations and have grown into one pissed tree that’s about to fall on some unsuspecting motherf#@!ers. El Guapo is honored to have been unanimously selected as your leader in this endeavor. This is a complex operation, and I assure you some brilliant minds seem to be on to us, and their analytical skills are astounding and filed down to a diamond point:
Conservatives Have Recurring Nightmare: Swarms of Undocumented Immigrants Gay-Sexing The 2nd Amendment
A recent study causes debate to break out over whether rats or “real conservatives” are more empathetic.
Your handsome and humble servant-