Refried Weekly Wrap-Up (Like A Tasty, Overflowing Burrito Of Enlightenment)

Greetings. You’re recovering from your St. Patrick’s Day festivities. Enjoy a sure-fire cure-all for your green-beer-induced hangover. Here are some refried morsels that were served up for you this week:

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If Romney Elected, 1/3 of US Plans To Self-Deport

Here Mittens demonstrates how he likes his made to delicately fold his gold-encrusted pajamas.
[In this photo, Mittens explains how he likes his maids to fold his jewel-encrusted chones]



Context: Yes, It Matters




Surprise Apple Announcement: Limbaugh-Apple Partnership Announced

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El Guapo

El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried.

[Burrito photo by Ernesto Andrade]