Greetings. In case you missed anything, here are some of the stories that were refried for you this week:
“Go ahead, call Newt Gingrich a deceptive, racist, amoral sack of putrid excrement. Go ahead, question his ethics and bring up the that during his tenure as Speaker of the House he had 84 ethics charges filed against him, that he was fined over $300,000. Go ahead, mention the countless times in his current campaign that he’s made implicit and explicitly racist comments without batting an eye. Go ahead, but you’d be baiting a master of the dark side force.
“As is usually the case, we sometimes need someone stronger, just plain better than ourselves to model that courage and fortitude, so that we can then emulate and stay the course. Who are we if not a people who can blame all our issues on other people, people unlike us? Let us not lose our way. Keep that finger pointed elsewhere. Look to the shining beacons of hope that are the GOP presidential hopefuls. These men take tough stands and spread xenophobia like they spread butter on their rolls – generously.”
Your handsome and humble servant-