The nation’s most respected proctologists are so impressed with the sheer majesty of the assholes running for president that they’ve begun to follow them like the Grateful Dead. However, they don’t want to be called groupies – they prefer the term “Polyps”.
This dedicated group spends most of it’s day elbow deep in their work, and have concluded unanimously that the remaining candidates are absolutely awe-inspiring specimens.
Here is a photo of a group of the nation’s top proctologists waiting outside of Rick Santorum’s hotel waiting for just a glimpse of the perfect asshole:
Your handsome and humble servant-