“It stings at first, but then it just gets a little better every day,” 5 year-old Susana Ramirez whispered in the ear of Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o who sobbed inconsolably on her shoulder Tuesday afternoon at their weekly tea party. Susana knows a little something about Mr. Te’o's plight. Last August, she was forced to kill off her very close friend, Princess Rainbow Von Cupcake after her mother warned her...

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried. [Photo by...

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried. [photos by jeherv and...

Christmas is canceled. Done. Over. Conservatives are packing up the Frankincense. The myrrh is being tossed in the dumpster. The baby Jesuses in manger scenes across the country are being plucked out and replaced with new copies of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged. Many are asking, but Guapo why is there such an about-face in conservative attitudes about Christmas? Just yesterday they were shouting that there was an all-out war on...

I’ve been saying this for years. I hope all of you are listening. That surfing metaphor resonated deeply with me. What do you think her most inspiring point was? El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...

As the Mayan doomsday hysteria reaches its peak, researchers at The University of Phoenix have put forth the final word on the so-called Mayan doomsday prophesy. To the dismay of some and the utter elation of others, the self-proclaimed Mayan experts claim to have found conclusive evidence that the end of the Mayan long-count calendar does not mark the end of existence as we know it. When read correctly, they insist, the Mayan...

Happy holidays from your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...

DETROIT, Michigan Many have criticized Michigan’s recent move to follow in the steps of several other states who’ve enacted what is euphemistically called “right-to-work” legislation. Conservative politicians in states like Michigan have used state legislative power to enact laws that aim to cripple organized labor by making it illegal to require a worker to pay union dues. In response to the divisive bill, RuPaul...

Unable to provide a definition for pornography, a former Supreme Court Justice once said,“I know it when I see it.”  The same can be said of sinverguenza behavior.  It shuns definition.  And since the holiday road in particular is paved with these abyss-like sinverguenza potholes, what kind of heartless jerk would El Guapo be if he let you drive blind?  Through diligent examination, we can better grasp these inexplicable pendejadas,...

WESTMINSTER, England In another classic example of shiftless, tax-payer-supported mooching, a young, unempolyed British couple recently announced their plans to have a child and continue living unapologetically off the state. As one might expect, this has caused quite a world-wide frenzy. The couple, who lives in state-subsidized housing, relies almost exclusively on government handouts, and flaunts this lifestyle openly, has shared no...