Some mothers are impossible to shop for.
For them, try this sure-fire technique:

To all of the others, the great moms who pretend to love the macaroni necklaces, finger paintings, and other assorted crap every year, Happy Mothers’ Day.
Your handsome and humble servant-
El Guapo
El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried.
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