GOP Debate Audiences Warned of Splatter Zone

Remember when you went to Sea World and you sat in the splash zone, where you, in all likelihood, were subjected to getting doused with gallons of filthy water? That soft pretzel didn’t quite taste the same afterwards, did it?

Well, consider yourself lucky, because every GOP debate thus far has had a similar sign posted in the first few rows, but unlike Shamu, their shit isn’t watered down.

Your handsome and humble servant-

El Guapo

[photo by Seph Swain]