Go for the Gold, Cabron!

You’re watching the Olympics.

You’re motivated by the world’s greatest athletes battling for the gold. But you haven’t seen your feet in years and you get winded and light headed when you get up too fast.

Fear not.

You can work your way into the record books by becoming a Gold Standard 100% Whey, cabron. Some people are naturally gifted in this arena, but you can stuff yourself full of whey and claim your spot on the podium.

Go for the gold, cabron!

Your handsome and humble servant-

El Guapo

El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried.