Tuesday was like any other day for Rush Limbaugh – the face (and one could say the robust body) of The Republican Party. He grabbed his hard hat and lunch pail and headed off to the salt mines. He spent the day having respectful, intelligent, and useful exchanges with his listeners. He had his favorite lunch (the fresh kidneys of small children drizzled with the blood of a poor gay – both grass-fed and organic).

After a long and productive day, Rush sat down to dinner with his cherished 4th wife Kathryn. He shared, at length, his total shock and utter astonishment at the gay community’s ceaseless focus on marriage and their resulting wicked attempts at subverting the sanctity of the entire institution.

Your handsome and humble servant-

El Guapo

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