Newt Gingrich – another in the long line of GOP poster boys for family values – has recently, and rather inexplicably, experienced a bump in the polls after his ex-wife came forward claiming he sought an open marriage during their relationship. He apparently was seeking “a bump in the polls” throughout the marriage.
The Daily Refried research team – which is an intern with access to an Encyclopedia Britannica and a magnifying glass – unearthed an exclusive photo of Gingrich’s exclusive love child.
The resemblance is uncanny.
Your handsome and humble servant-