EXCLUSIVE: Photo of Newt Gingrich’s Secret Love Child

Newt Gingrich – another in the long line of GOP poster boys for family values – has recently, and rather inexplicably, experienced a bump in the polls after his ex-wife came forward claiming he sought an open marriage during their relationship.  He apparently was seeking “a bump in the polls” throughout the marriage.

The Daily Refried research team – which is an intern with access to an Encyclopedia Britannica and a magnifying glass – unearthed an exclusive photo of Gingrich’s exclusive love child.

The resemblance is uncanny.

Your handsome and humble servant-

El Guapo

[Photo By Gordon Douglas (Our Gang Follies of 1938 at archive.org) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons ]
[Photo By Gage Skidmore [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (www.creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons]