When civilization is threatened by the forces of evil – particularly the sinister gays and their diabolical agenda – mankind needs some hardcore divine intervention. In response to the imminent threat posed by gay marriage – primarily the fact that gay marriages will overload department store wedding registries – Chick-fil-a and The Boy Scouts have joined forces like something out of a comic book.
Awestruck patrons outside a Chick-fil-a franchise near Pat Robertsons’s Virginia home claim to have witnessed this holy union as the clouds parted.
Many insist it looked something like this up in the clear dusk sky:
Witnesses said that the two openly anti-gay organizations came together in a very non-gay way to form a conservative superhero.
Based on what witnesses recounted, our resident sketch artist was able to put together this composite of the miraculous event:
Thank the homophobic Lord!
Your handsome and humble servant-
[Photo by hectorir]