Chick-Fil-A and Boy Scouts Combine to Form New Homophobic Superhero

When civilization is threatened by the forces of evil – particularly the sinister gays and their diabolical agenda – mankind needs some hardcore divine intervention. In response to the imminent threat posed by gay marriage – primarily the fact that gay marriages will overload department store wedding registries – Chick-fil-a and The Boy Scouts have joined forces like something out of a comic book.

Awestruck patrons outside a Chick-fil-a franchise near Pat Robertsons’s Virginia home claim to have witnessed this holy union as the clouds parted.

Many insist it looked something like this up in the clear dusk sky:

Witnesses said that the two openly anti-gay organizations came together in a very non-gay way to form a conservative superhero.

Based on what witnesses recounted, our resident sketch artist was able to put together this composite of the miraculous event:

Thank the homophobic Lord!

Your handsome and humble servant-

El Guapo

El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried.

[Photo by hectorir]