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5 Reasons to Vote for 2 Live Crew’s Luke Campbell (Yes…THAT Luke Campbell)

5 Reasons to Vote for 2 Live Crew’s Luke Campbell (Yes…THAT Luke Campbell)

2 Live Crew was a little rap group that could from South Florida that exploded on the national scene in the late 80’s and was immediately beloved by teenage boys, not only for their astute, socially-conscious lyrics (more on this later) but for the feminist agenda that was imbued into every song and video – particularly 1989’s As Nasty as They Wanna Be. However, 2LC also immediately pissed off a whole lot of people who claimed...

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TOP 10 Situations Where You Should Avoid Figurative Language

A clever turn of a phrase or some creative flourishes are generally roundly welcomed, but, as with anything, there is a time and a place for everything. 10. During 911 calls “Hurry. Send help. The man is brandishing a sharp blade at me like some sneering pirate intent on brutality  I feel like a defenseless fawn…. Ugh…ack…[gurgle]… [silence]…[dial tone]” 9. In instruction manuals “Insert sprocket A gently into slot B as...

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Top 5 Ways to F*%$ with Bumper Stickers

You know what’s important to people based on the bumper stickers shellacked on their 1993 Ford Focus.  Of course, some bumper stickers are exceedingly popular. So, here are just a few ways to keep them fresh.  And while I don’t advocate walking around with a sharpie in hand editing the profound words that fit on an 11 x 3 sticker and underscore a person’s worldview I can’t stop you from doing so… 10. Honk if you love...

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The Over- and Underrated In Sports and Comics

The Over- and Underrated In Sports and Comics

To a certain degree, we’re a multiple choice culture. We want easy answers to complex questions. Sure, one could make the case that this has, to some extent, been the case for most of human history, but even accepting this would make the opening statement no less true. And who can blame us? We want villains. Heroes. Democrats or Republicans. Wrap it all up and give it to us in a sound bite because we have a Jersey Shore ...

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5 Stupid Tech Ideas That Were DOA (Or Should Have Been)

5 Stupid Tech Ideas That Were DOA (Or Should Have Been)

Sure, most people would point the finger at the nuclear bomb or the first automatic weapon, or something else that made wonton killing oh so easy, but these simpletons would be missing the point when trying to identify technological achievements that should have been DOA.  It’s not about the human carnage, the long-term, indelible ripples that changed the course of humanity, it’s about the things that cause minor...

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Top 5 New Records Trump Wants Obama To Disclose

Top 5 New Records Trump Wants Obama To Disclose

It would appear that President Obama’s recent press conference attempting to squash the birther movement only set Donald Trump and fellow MENSA members searching feverishly for other, equally-plausible Obama dirt. They won’t rest until that socialist, devil-worshipping, illegal alien, baby-eating Democrat lays his cards on the table. (They have a point – there’s no conclusive proof that he hasn’t eaten a baby,...

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