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Happy Easter, Zombie Jesus

Happy Easter, Zombie Jesus

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...

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With Daylight Savings Time, Latinos Prepare to Be Later Than Usual

With Daylight Savings Time, Latinos Prepare to Be Later Than Usual

Guillermo Benitez, like millions of Latinos nationwide, is preparing to take on the workweek. Unfortunately for Latinos like Benitez, Daylight Savings Time proves problematic in that it is not compatible with Latino Standard Time. For those unfamiliar with Latino Standard Time, it is a pronounced suspicion of traditional forms of telling time that results in tardiness, terribly contrived excuses, and judgmental sneers from the...

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Lupe Ontiveros Ignored at The Academy Awards

Lupe Ontiveros Ignored at The Academy Awards

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...

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Lincoln Responds To Oscar Loss: “Chill The Fuck Out. I’ve Had Worse Nights.”

Lincoln Responds To Oscar Loss: “Chill The Fuck Out. I’ve Had Worse Nights.”

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...

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Pope: “I’m Not a Quitter. I Will Be Cheering Pedophilia From The Sidelines.”

Pope: “I’m Not a Quitter. I Will Be Cheering Pedophilia From The Sidelines.”

The announcement of Pope Benedict XVI’s planned resignation effective February 28th has sent shockwaves throughout the world. The sudden, unexpected announcement has left many scrambling for answers and has led, expectedly, to speculation surrounding the circumstances of his resignation and the future of the institution as a whole. Many wonder what this means for the scandal-ridden Catholic Church. Will the notoriously secretive...

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Obama Uses Martin Luther King Hologram to Support Drone Strikes

Obama Uses Martin Luther King Hologram to Support Drone Strikes

WASHINGTON D.C. - As reporters gathered Monday in the press room of the White House’s new Ministry of Truth Mega-Plex, they were treated to a most unique event. Before them, in full HD and 7.1 Surround Sound, appeared the legendary Civil Rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. who entered the room to much the same reaction that hologram Tupac received at the Coachella music festival. After a rousing laser light introduction, Hologram...

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