Depending on who you ask, the government’s surveillance program is either a massive violation of fundamental privacy – an encroachment on civil liberties echoing the dystopian world forewarned in Orwell’s 1984 – or, as the majority of Americans see it, ‘Meh. Whatevs.” The Daily Refried staff hit the street to conduct a highly scientific study (we wore lab coats and shit) to determine just how Americans...

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M - Whole Foods is in the middle of a rather significant public relations debacle, after allegations that two employees in an Albuquerque, NM store were disciplined for speaking Spanish on the job. A source close to the health food behemoth says that high ranking individuals within the organization fear that this will lead to fewer Latino shoppers. Within the past few years, the store had experienced a surge in the number of...

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After learning that the two Boston bombers were Caucasian (as in from Russia’s actual Caucasus region – which makes them Caucasian squared), Tanner Cooper, 26, and every other shopper at the North Dayton Whole Foods barricaded themselves in the Organic, Artesian, Gluten-Free Bread department and refused to leave the store. They have been holed up in the store since the release of the killers’ photos earlier in the...