The DREAM Act – to put it succinctly – would provide young people who were brought to the United States as children an opportunity to work towards citizenship.  It has had a contentious history since it was first proposed in 2001 and has faded in and out of the public discourse for some time. If you are like El Guapo (don’t you wish), recent DREAM Act news has revealed just how absurd this proposed legislation is....

The time is upon us. Those of Mexican decent have waited patiently since The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo (February, 2 1848), a treaty whose terms were dictated by The United States and resulted in the loss of 55%of Mexico’s pre-war territory. The patient seeds of rebellion have fermented in anger through consecutive generations and have grown into one pissed tree that’s about to fall on some unsuspecting motherf#@!ers. El Guapo...

If there’s one thing that sin- and someverguenzas share, is the basic human need for love and affection.  Of course, these two groups’ take on love and all “related topics” could not be more different.  Here El Guapo generously applies the hand sanitizer and puts on the latex gloves to explore the sinverguenza world of love and romance. “Love is a serious mental disease”  ~ Plato Considering that the above quote...

 Xenophobia is an intense dislike and/or fear of people from other countries. It comes from the Greek words ξένος (xenos), meaning “foreigner,” “stranger,” and φόβος (phobos), meaning “fear.” The term is typically used to describe a fear or dislike of foreigners or of people significantly different from oneself. The past few years have really made for a reflective period for many, in which...

Greetings. In case you missed anything, here are some of the stories that were refried for you this week: Rick Santorum’s Sweater Vest Comes Out Of The Closet, Leaves Campaign Good old Ricky had a tough time of it recently when his sweater vest says “No Mas” to his incessant homophobia. It’s Not Obama’s Fault – It’s His Brain’s (and Yours) El Guapo waxes philosophical as only he can about the brain science behind...

It’s no secret that El Guapo hates undocumented immigrants. He spent most of the holidays on his roof, throwing used cell phones and rusty 9-volt batteries at his undocumented family members as they arrived for holiday gatherings. (Tia Lupe should be out of the hospital any day now, and you better believe that ICE will be waiting to cart her away from her children.) El Guapo’s hatred for the undocumented is normally on a...