Due to a recent lawsuit costing the company $543 million, the Costco corporation will no longer be offering the samples that many argue helped catapult their national popularity, effective immediately. A young man alleges that he contracted the Motaba virus from chicken fingers he was given in a Pittsburg Costco. April Fools, fool. You can still go get your disease-free samples. The Motaba virus is the fictional one from the Dustin Hoffman...

In an unprecedented development, US officials have confirmed that at least 6 Dothraki fighter jets were spotted breaching US airspace yesterday between the hours of 9 and 11:30 pm eastern time. Defense officials have confirmed that one Dothraki aircraft was shot down just outside a strip club in Tampa, Florida. No injuries have been reported and the Dothraki Embassy has confirmed an 11 am press conference. We will keep you updated as the...

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Some argue that the political landscape has reached a tipping point, sliding the US dangerously close to a big salsa-flavored seismic chasm. After their 2012 presidential defeat and with the recent announcement that the Republican Party has set aside $10 million specifically earmarked for “minority outreach,” it would appear that conservatives have reluctantly concluded that there is, in fact, a need to genuinely reach out to...

Guillermo Benitez, like millions of Latinos nationwide, is preparing to take on the workweek. Unfortunately for Latinos like Benitez, Daylight Savings Time proves problematic in that it is not compatible with Latino Standard Time. For those unfamiliar with Latino Standard Time, it is a pronounced suspicion of traditional forms of telling time that results in tardiness, terribly contrived excuses, and judgmental sneers from the...