Mothers’ Day is sacred. It’s beautiful. Let El Guapo share his Mothers’ Day wisdom with you in 140 characters or less. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...

After learning that the two Boston bombers were Caucasian (as in from Russia’s actual Caucasus region – which makes them Caucasian squared), Tanner Cooper, 26, and every other shopper at the North Dayton Whole Foods barricaded themselves in the Organic, Artesian, Gluten-Free Bread department and refused to leave the store. They have been holed up in the store since the release of the killers’ photos earlier in the...

Damn, New York. Calm down. No. So, to recap: No, New York… Not yet. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried. Photo...

Reymundo Flores, 22, works outdoors. His father is Guatemalan. His mother is Sudanese. As a result, his skin color falls somewhere to the right of burnt sienna in the crayon box, and he has the uncanny ability to make suburban white women clutch their handbags just by walking near them. After the horrific events in Boston, unsubstantiated reports began to surface about a couple of dark-skinned men being sought in connection with the bombing...