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Delegate Cornered At DNC After-Party, Forced to Listen to Tim Kaine’s Kitchen Remodel Story

Delegate Cornered At DNC After-Party, Forced to Listen to Tim Kaine’s Kitchen Remodel Story

PHILADELPHIA, PA– Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate Tim Kaine spared no detail when describing the ordeal he went though last month. His kitchen remodel should have gone smoothly, he assured Iowa Delegate Rufus Delmonte at the DNC after party. “He just kept going on and on,” Delmonte reported. “I wanted him to stop. At one point, I told him I was really thirsty when he started talking about his tough backslash...

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Petulant Toddler Raised by Neo-Nazi, Meth-Addicted Wolves Inspired By Trump’s Success

Petulant Toddler Raised by Neo-Nazi, Meth-Addicted Wolves Inspired By Trump’s Success

BOZEMAN, MT– A toddler who was discovered being raised by a pack of Neo-Nazi, meth-addicted wolves in southern Montana earlier this year is said to be in particularly good spirits after last week’s Republican National Convention. Authorities estimate that she is about four years old and survived her ordeal by mirroring the unpredictable, selfish behavior of the white-hooded wolves. While she is reported to be picking up...

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BREAKING: Researchers Discover 100% Reliable Birth Control Method

BREAKING: Researchers Discover 100% Reliable Birth Control Method

UNIVERSITY OF PHOENIX– Researchers at the University of Phoenix’s Lab Coat Campus believe they may have discovered birth control’s holy grail. Scientists indicate that “While popular contraceptives have historically been 90-99% effective when used properly, our findings have yet to find an instance where this newly found method does not instantly stop all forms of sexual activity.” According to the report...

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