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On Route to Protest Brutality Towards African Lion, Outraged Officer Stops to Brutalize African American Driver

On Route to Protest Brutality Towards African Lion, Outraged Officer Stops to Brutalize African American Driver

After his shift Tuesday, veteran Texas State Trooper Declan Morris made his way to the station eager to change out of his uniform and shoot down I-35 to join his wife at a local rally to show their disdain towards the brutal treatment of African lions. “After hearing about that American dentist who recently hunted and killed that regal creature, Meghan and I knew we couldn’t stand idly by. I mean, for god’s sake, those...

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After Recent Mass Shooting, Young White Males Fear Racial Profiling

After Recent Mass Shooting, Young White Males Fear Racial Profiling

After [insert most recent national tragedy committed by a lone Caucasian lunatic with access to a slew of firearms and a delusional axe to grind], Chip Donaldson Jr. fears what may come next. “Look, I’m just saying, I can see how there might be a national knee-jerk reaction considering that a disproportionate number of these senseless mass shootings are committed by young white guys, but I just don’t think it’s fair...

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