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El Guapo Live Tweets Black Friday Carnage

El Guapo Live Tweets Black Friday Carnage

#LiveTweetBlackFriday Middle-aged white lady just clotheslined me. Blood is pooling. She got the last toaster oven. Tell mom I love her. — El Guapo (@TheDailyRefried) November 29, 2013   #LiveTweetBlackFriday I had to leave my leg behind. It was a lost cause. Amputated it with a spatula from housewares. Xbox here I come! — El Guapo (@TheDailyRefried) November 29, 2013   #LiveTweetBlackFriday old guy just hit me with his...

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In Ultimate Mind Pluck, Obama Pardons One Turkey, Only To Carve Up Friend and Eat Him

In Ultimate Mind Pluck, Obama Pardons One Turkey, Only To Carve Up Friend and Eat Him

It’s an American tradition. Every year the standing US President pardons a turkey – saving it from the delicious fate that befalls so many birds on Thanksgiving Day. Of course, the White House kitchen still cooks up a traditional turkey for the first family. So what gives? Our resident Daily Refried psychologist says it’s a rather straightforward answer: “It’s the ultimate fowl mind fuck.” “While...

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Barney’s Announces It Will Not Participate In Black Friday, Black Monday, Or Black Anything For That Matter

Barney’s Announces It Will Not Participate In Black Friday, Black Monday, Or Black Anything For That Matter

Heading into the holiday season, high-end retailer Barney’s is still licking its wounds and trying to repair its image after several recent high-profile accusations of racial profiling. On April 29 of this year, a 19 year old college student was stopped by undercover NYPD officers after having left Barney’s. They believed he could not afford the $350 Barney’s belt he had purchased with a debit card. The resulting lawsuit...

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