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Lincoln Responds To Oscar Loss: “Chill The Fuck Out. I’ve Had Worse Nights.”

Lincoln Responds To Oscar Loss: “Chill The Fuck Out. I’ve Had Worse Nights.”

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...

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Pope: “I’m Not a Quitter. I Will Be Cheering Pedophilia From The Sidelines.”

Pope: “I’m Not a Quitter. I Will Be Cheering Pedophilia From The Sidelines.”

The announcement of Pope Benedict XVI’s planned resignation effective February 28th has sent shockwaves throughout the world. The sudden, unexpected announcement has left many scrambling for answers and has led, expectedly, to speculation surrounding the circumstances of his resignation and the future of the institution as a whole. Many wonder what this means for the scandal-ridden Catholic Church. Will the notoriously secretive...

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Obama Uses Martin Luther King Hologram to Support Drone Strikes

Obama Uses Martin Luther King Hologram to Support Drone Strikes

WASHINGTON D.C. – As reporters gathered Monday in the press room of the White House’s new Ministry of Truth Mega-Plex, they were treated to a most unique event. Before them, in full HD and 7.1 Surround Sound, appeared the legendary Civil Rights leader Martin Luther King Jr. who entered the room to much the same reaction that hologram Tupac received at the Coachella music festival. After a rousing laser light introduction,...

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Top 10 Signs Your Super Bowl Party Isn’t Going Well

Top 10 Signs Your Super Bowl Party Isn’t Going Well

10. It’s half time and everyone’s still trying to decode the Roman numerals. 9. People are taking their bathroom breaks during the game so as not to miss the commercials. 8. After watching 16 hours of pregame coverage, everyone is asleep by kickoff. 7. Everyone’s trying to explain to your Tio why only the runty guys get to kick the ball. 6. Your friend who gets winded walking to the bathroom keeps shoving nachos in his mouth and...

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