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My Resolution: No F*#king Swearing in 2013

My Resolution: No F*#king Swearing in 2013

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried. [Photo by...

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“Fiscal Cliff” So Important Congress Takes Long-ass Vacation

“Fiscal Cliff” So Important Congress Takes Long-ass Vacation

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried. [photos by jeherv and...

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Conservatives Learn X-Mas Celebrates Birth of Poor Kid Conceived Out of Wedlock, Promptly Cancel X-Mas

Christmas is canceled. Done. Over. Conservatives are packing up the Frankincense. The myrrh is being tossed in the dumpster. The baby Jesuses in manger scenes across the country are being plucked out and replaced with new copies of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged. Many are asking, but Guapo why is there such an about-face in conservative attitudes about Christmas? Just yesterday they were shouting that there was an all-out war on...

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Miss Universe Contestant Finally Says What We’re All Thinking

Miss Universe Contestant Finally Says What We’re All Thinking

I’ve been saying this for years. I hope all of you are listening. That surfing metaphor resonated deeply with me. What do you think her most inspiring point was? El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...

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BREAKING: Experts Agree – Mayan Calendar Simply Marks the End of The G-Funk Era

BREAKING: Experts Agree – Mayan Calendar Simply Marks the End of The G-Funk Era

As the Mayan doomsday hysteria reaches its peak, researchers at The University of Phoenix have put forth the final word on the so-called Mayan doomsday prophesy. To the dismay of some and the utter elation of others, the self-proclaimed Mayan experts claim to have found conclusive evidence that the end of the Mayan long-count calendar does not mark the end of existence as we know it. When read correctly, they insist, the Mayan...

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