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After Losing Powerball, Nation’s Sewage Workers Prepare for Another Shitty Day

After Losing Powerball, Nation’s Sewage Workers Prepare for Another Shitty Day

After spending a whole day fantasizing about how they’d spend $550 million dollars, the nation’s sewage workers roused themselves this morning and faced another shitty day, their dead eyes, glazed over and soulless, staring blankly at the water stain above their beds. Today, the stench of the water reclamation plant brought more tears than usual to the eyes of 14 yr sewage plant veteran Paul Posey. “Sure, you know, like...

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“Fiscal” Cliff, Least Popular Wu-Tang Clan Member

“Fiscal” Cliff, Least Popular Wu-Tang Clan Member

Unless you’ve been under a rock, you’ve heard talk of the impending fiscal cliff, another in the long line of potentially cataclysmic economic deadlines with the potential to end the world as we know it. In every cloud there is a silver lining. While politicians are preparing to negotiate cuts to social programs that serve the poor, elderly, and veterans, one bright spot is that “Fiscal” Cliff, the least popular...

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Black Friday Stories of Triumph & Inspiration: “Got $8 Waffle Maker, Only Trampled 1 Uninsured, Underpaid Wal-Mart Greeter”

Nothing embodies this great nation like life or death battles for small appliances and discounted electronics. Nothing, perhaps, except retail violence preceded by an orgy of gravied gluttony. Every year, Americans trample one another at Wal-Mart for flat screen TVs and $6 dollar coffee makers. This alone would be impressive for any other nation, but we set the bar higher, we aim for the stars and settle for nothing less. We fend off...

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So, You Miss Twinkies Already? Welcome to The Dark Side

So, You Miss Twinkies Already? Welcome to The Dark Side

Gansito v. Twinkie. Like Roe V. Wade, but more controversial. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...

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Colorado Legalized Marijuana, Twinkies Disappear

Colorado Legalized Marijuana, Twinkies Disappear

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...

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