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What Does A Nosey Pepper Do? It Gets Jalapeno Business

What Does A Nosey Pepper Do? It Gets Jalapeno Business

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...

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Mitt Romney’s Latino Outreach: A Sweet Cheeto-Hued Tan

Mitt Romney’s Latino Outreach: A Sweet Cheeto-Hued Tan

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or...

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Presidential Challenge: Gangnam Style

Presidential Challenge: Gangnam Style

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or...

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El Guapo’s 3 Essential, Simple Tips For Having a Successful School Year

El Guapo’s 3 Essential, Simple Tips For Having a Successful School Year

Pencils are sharpened. Notebooks are packed neatly into school bags. Teachers are adorning walls with welcoming posters. In the grade schools, the smells of newly waxed floors and disinfectant in the hall has yet to be fully conquered by the wafting pungent urine-hammer floating out of the 1st grade boys bathroom. In inner-city high schools, shanks are being diligently sharpened, gang tattoos touched up, and 20 year old textbooks are...

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Romney Camp: Mitt Suffers From Rare Condition Where Talking About Murder Victims Gives Him An Erection

Romney Camp: Mitt Suffers From Rare Condition Where Talking About Murder Victims Gives Him An Erection

  The Romney camp was hoping that they could continue to respect Mitt Romney’s privacy, particularly his extremely rare medical condition. Mitt has already made it clear that his personal life, his professional life, his taxes, his specific legislative plans, his previous positions on all politically salient issues, and his previous employment are all off limits to the press. He will, however, answer the following three...

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