Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter...

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or...

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or...

Pencils are sharpened. Notebooks are packed neatly into school bags. Teachers are adorning walls with welcoming posters. In the grade schools, the smells of newly waxed floors and disinfectant in the hall has yet to be fully conquered by the wafting pungent urine-hammer floating out of the 1st grade boys bathroom. In inner-city high schools, shanks are being diligently sharpened, gang tattoos touched up, and 20 year old textbooks are...

Mitt Romney has been described as “hollow,” “disconnected,” “robotic,” “a total opportunist dipshit,” and “most definitely a psychopath lacking any degree of empathy” – and these were the quotes provided by his real mother – a Frigidaire 5200 that gave him up for adoption when she realized she was not equipped to deal with him. She claims that Mitt, as a child, killed...