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Can You Pick Jan Brewer Out of a Line-up?

Can You Pick Jan Brewer Out of a Line-up?

In Jan Brewer’s Arizona, it’s pretty easy to spot “one o’ dem there il-legals,” but can the average person pick Jan Brewer out of a line up? See for yourself. Let us know how you did: A. B. C. D. E. F.   Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or...

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“Pucker Up, America” Romney-Ryan Reveal Economic Plan: The Human Centipede Proposal (NSFW)

“Pucker Up, America” Romney-Ryan Reveal Economic Plan: The Human Centipede Proposal (NSFW)

Mitt Romney and newly anounced VP running mate, Paul Ryan of Wisconsin, want to hit the ground running because, after all, in politics “It’s the economy, stupid.” However, they admit that their economic plan might be too complex, too filled with detailed explanations of financial nuances and brimming with technical jargon that will leave common folk scratching their common lice-ridden heads. The average Joe may not get...

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Texas Executes Man With IQ of 61, Then Found To Have an IQ of 14 Itself

Texas Executes Man With IQ of 61, Then Found To Have an IQ of 14 Itself

The great state of Texas is expansive. It’s breathtakingly beautiful. Its miles of beaches. Its rugged mountains. Its endless stretches of cloudless skies and unmatched landscapes. In recent years it has garnered lots of attention for consistently exporting idiots at such an impressive clip that an entire nation has asked it to chill the fuck out: Needless to say, The Lone-Star State is like no other. This Tuesday it lived up to...

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Sarah Palin: “I Can See The Olympics From My House”

Sarah Palin: “I Can See The Olympics From My House”

Sara Palin invited The Daily Refried into her Wasila, Alaska home Monday morning and pointed to the magic window that she is excited to share with the world. “Sometimes I drink my coffee and look through here and I see countless nations prancing and running there, dontyaknow. People run around like the hunger games and at the end of each competition national anthems are played – then some funny looking flags are waved. The whole...

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Go for the Gold, Cabron!

Go for the Gold, Cabron!

You’re watching the Olympics. You’re motivated by the world’s greatest athletes battling for the gold. But you haven’t seen your feet in years and you get winded and light headed when you get up too fast. Fear not. You can work your way into the record books by becoming a Gold Standard 100% Whey, cabron. Some people are naturally gifted in this arena, but you can stuff yourself full of whey and claim your spot on the...

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