In Jan Brewer’s Arizona, it’s pretty easy to spot “one o’ dem there il-legals,” but can the average person pick Jan Brewer out of a line up? See for yourself. Let us know how you did: A. B. C. D. E. F.   Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or...

Okay. So the title of this piece is misleading. We flew to Siberia, where Ivan Drago – the one-time Soviet Union boxing machine – was shipped when he lost his 1985 cold war bout to one American “Little Engine That Could,” the monosyllabic Rocky Balboa. He has been living with Boris and Natasha of Rocky and Bullwinkle fame, all three shunned by society for their failure to destroy their respective American...

If you’re like the rest of the world, you enjoyed Shark Week on The Discovery Channel. Also, if you’re like the rest of the world, you’re kind of bummed out that it has come and gone and you’ll have to wait an entire year to catch the fever again. However, fret not, for El Guapo would like to remind you of just a few of the fun facts that you should have learned this week. Your handsome and humble servant- El...

Mitt Romney and newly anounced VP running mate, Paul Ryan of Wisconsin, want to hit the ground running because, after all, in politics “It’s the economy, stupid.” However, they admit that their economic plan might be too complex, too filled with detailed explanations of financial nuances and brimming with technical jargon that will leave common folk scratching their common lice-ridden heads. The average Joe may not get...

The great state of Texas is expansive. It’s breathtakingly beautiful. Its miles of beaches. Its rugged mountains. Its endless stretches of cloudless skies and unmatched landscapes. In recent years it has garnered lots of attention for consistently exporting idiots at such an impressive clip that an entire nation has asked it to chill the fuck out: Needless to say, The Lone-Star State is like no other. This Tuesday it lived up to...