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New Race War: Asians v. Latinos

The Pew Research Center released data showing that Latinos are no longer the largest group of new immigrants to The United States. The title now belongs to Asians. Well played, Asians. Well played. (While you can’t see this, I’m currently giving you an ironic standing ovation, complete with a deliberate slow clap.) The game, however, is far from over. With so much at stake, The Latino community is seething and El Guapo and The...

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Smell Test (When Does Satire Go Bad?)

Smell Test (When Does Satire Go Bad?)

Hey…you. Vato, you there…Yes, you…step out of your lowrider, please. Can you, perchance, turn down your rattling car stereo and bring your scary friend along. Yeah, that guy right there next to you with his greased back hair and the laugh-now-cry-later-tattoo on his forearm. Not that guy. The other guy. The guy with the tattooed teardrops. I’d like to ask you both some questions…Oh, sure, you can bring your...

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“Fathers’” Day? … May the Odds Be Ever In Your Favor

“Fathers’” Day? … May the Odds Be Ever In Your Favor

You a father? If so, your big day is coming up. Dinner plans are being made. The finger paints are out. You can hear the ugly ties and BBQ equipment being wrapped poorly by tiny hands with still-developing fine motor skills. Glitter is strewn about the kitchen like the aftermath of a grisly triple Twilight-vampire murder scene. Now, let me cast a doubt on your most precious day, “dad,” if that’s what the little...

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Spread The C.L.A.P. (Conservative Latino Alliance for Prosperity) Far and Wide

Spread The C.L.A.P. (Conservative Latino Alliance for Prosperity) Far and Wide

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: The C.L.A.P. (Conservative Latino Alliance for Prosperity) is holding it’s Annual Membership Drive throughout the month of June. The C.L.A.P. (Conservative Latino Alliance for Prosperity) was founded in 1912 and is the oldest Conservative Latino organization in the nation. For 100 years, we’ve worked tirelessly to return the country to core conservative principles and specifically to bring together...

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Dear MasterCard: Seems Those Mayans And Their Calendar Fucked Us Both Over

Dear MasterCard: I like what you’ve done with your hair. It really brings out your eyes. You’ve lost some weight, haven’t you? Pilates?Whatever it is that you’re doing, keep it up, because you look fabulous. Anyway, um, hey, remember how you sent me that bill? And then the other one? And the one after that? The really mean one? And remember how I told you that I was good for it, but that you’d have to wait...

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