Republicans are the party incessantly rallying against big government. I see what they mean. I can’t afford to start paying for these tickets. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried. [photo...

It seems that Patricia ”Tanning Mom” Krentcil, the mother who has gained notoriety for allegedly taking her 5-year-old into a tanning bed (reportedly resulting in serious skin burns), is stretching her 15 minutes of fame with the help of the Frito-Lay company – makers of Cheetos.  The company won a heated bidding war with Wilson, the makers of the Official NFL gameday football.  Several big-time tanneries also threw...

Why has beloved arched-eyebrow, action powerhouse Sylvester Stallone been attracted to making violent films where he plays a monosyllabic, rage-fueled animal with an attitude, forever armed with a snarl and weapons ranging from broken bottles to assault weapons? The short answer: He’s a chola. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things...