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This Is Why We Need Smaller Government

This Is Why We Need Smaller Government

Republicans are the party incessantly rallying against big government. I see what they mean. I can’t afford to start paying for these tickets. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried. [photo...

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Tanning Mom Replaces Demoralized Chester Cheetah As Cheetos Spokesperson

Tanning Mom Replaces Demoralized Chester Cheetah As Cheetos Spokesperson

It seems that Patricia “Tanning Mom” Krentcil, the mother who has gained notoriety for allegedly taking her 5-year-old into a tanning bed (reportedly resulting in serious skin burns), is stretching her 15 minutes of fame with the help of the Frito-Lay company – makers of Cheetos.  The company won a heated bidding war with Wilson, the makers of the Official NFL gameday football.  Several big-time tanneries also threw...

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Sylvester Stallone: One Man’s Struggle To Unleash His Inner Chola

Sylvester Stallone: One Man’s Struggle To Unleash His Inner Chola

Why has beloved arched-eyebrow, action powerhouse Sylvester Stallone been attracted to making violent films where he plays a monosyllabic, rage-fueled animal with an attitude, forever armed with a snarl and weapons ranging from broken bottles to assault weapons? The short answer: He’s a chola. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things...

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