Despite spending a generation slipping crushed birth control pills into Tapatio salsa and pushing to take the vote away from anyone whose name ends with a ‘Z,” the GOP has finally seemingly resigned itself to needing at least a couple of Latinos to vote for their candidate. The presumptive GOP presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, has set his sights on convincing Latino voters that he’s the “hombre” for the...

Here are some refried morsels that were served up for you this week: “Gays’ Obsession With Marriage Is Just Pitiful” Limbaugh Tells His Fourth Wife Tuesday was like any other day for Rush Limbaugh – the face (and one could say the robust body) of The Republican Party. He grabbed his hard hat and lunch pail and headed off to the salt mines. He spent the day having respectful, intelligent, and useful exchanges with his listeners. He...

Tuesday was like any other day for Rush Limbaugh – the face (and one could say the robust body) of The Republican Party. He grabbed his hard hat and lunch pail and headed off to the salt mines. He spent the day having respectful, intelligent, and useful exchanges with his listeners. He had his favorite lunch (the fresh kidneys of small children drizzled with the blood of a poor gay – both grass-fed and organic). After a long and...

On the fifth trip up to the buffet, you fight gnawing fatigue like a champ. Your jaw aches. You’ve unbuttoned your pants with the same single-minded determination of Rocky Balboa asking Mick to cut his swollen eye. The meat-sweats have started. You’ve eaten so much that you can feel your last mouthful clawing its way back up your throat. But, you paid $11.99 for this buffet, and that, by law, gives you the right to eat a week’s worth...

Some mothers are impossible to shop for. For them, try this sure-fire technique: To all of the others, the great moms who pretend to love the macaroni necklaces, finger paintings, and other assorted crap  every year, Happy Mothers’ Day. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or...