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Jay-Z: “Finally, Women’s History Month Is Over; Back To Calling Women ‘Bitches’”

It was fun while it lasted. For a over month El Guapo felt obliged to follow the lead of Jay-Z (also known as S-dot, Young Hov, Jazzy, Hova, Jigga, J-Hova, Jiggaman, Iceberg Slim, Lucky Lefty, Joe Camel) who recently declared that he would refrain from calling women bitches. This sudden turn around was brought on by the birth of Hova’s daughter and, one can only assume, the fact that March was Women’s History...

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Take Your DREAM (Act) and Shove It, Young People

Take Your DREAM (Act) and Shove It, Young People

The DREAM Act – to put it succinctly – would provide young people who were brought to the United States as children an opportunity to work towards citizenship.  It has had a contentious history since it was first proposed in 2001 and has faded in and out of the public discourse for some time. If you are like El Guapo (don’t you wish), recent DREAM Act news has revealed just how absurd this proposed legislation is....

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Nebraska Hates Undocumented Fetuses; Fetuses Plot Revenge

Nebraska Hates Undocumented Fetuses; Fetuses Plot Revenge

How, you ask, do Nebraska GOP lawmakers explain the seemingly glaring contradictions of being staunchly pro-life, fetus-protecting Christians and yet opposing a law that would help provide prenatal care for undocumented women? El Guapo doesn’t know, but he does know it isn’t going over well in the fetus community. First, let me disclose the fact that El Guapo too was once a fetus. This is not something I talk about much....

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Disappointment: Realizing Project Gutenburg Has Nothing To Do With Steve

Disappointment: Realizing Project Gutenburg Has Nothing To Do With Steve

So, you decide to check out this project Gutenberg everyone’s yapping about. Expecting to find a detailed filmography and analysis of the greatest thespian of all time, you find books. Just lots and lots of books. El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried. [photo via gord...

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Poor, Lesbian, Minority, Undocumented Hipster Votes Republican, Becomes Irony Champion Of The World

Poor, Lesbian, Minority, Undocumented Hipster Votes Republican, Becomes Irony Champion Of The World

Eufemia Guadalupe Munoz, known to her hipster friends as “Bermuda” for no particular reason, pulled off the ultimate upset Sunday night. After a quick deliberation, the panel of this year’s Irony Olympics crowned Eufemia the undisputed Irony Champion of the World. She was the dark horse of the race until her last-second revelation — that she had voted in Maryland’s Republican Primary on Tuesday — brought her into...

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