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Must-Have Cinco de Mayo Accessory: A Real-Life Mexican

URGENT: Please share this with your non-Latino friends before they have a disastrous Cinco de Mayo. Mexicans and Mexican Americans (and, in desperate times anyone from Central and South America) are a welcome (some would argue necessary) guest/accessory at most Cinco de Mayo festivities. If you manage to cajole a willing Mexican into joining your obnoxious friends as they bellow La Cuacaracha, gargle tequila, wear novelty sombreros, eat...

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Jan Brewer Gets Embarrassing Xenophobic Lady-Boner In Anticipation of Supreme Court SB1070 Decision

Jan Brewer Gets Embarrassing Xenophobic Lady-Boner In Anticipation of Supreme Court SB1070 Decision

The Supreme Court listened to arguments this week concerning SB1070 Arizona’s controversial immigration law in order to determine its constitutionality.  This law, which has spawned countless copycat laws in other states and has resulted in lower courts challenging certain provisions, seems to be headed towards being upheld by the highest court in the land.  At least this is the outcome one can infer from some of the Supreme Court...

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SB1070: Supreme Court, I Submit The Following For Your Consideration: DeathStar Built By Undocumented Immigrants

SB1070: Supreme Court, I Submit The Following For Your Consideration: DeathStar Built By Undocumented Immigrants

As the Supreme Court hears arguments on Arizona’s SB1070, I’d like to submit this for their consideration:                                       Choose wisely, robed-assholes. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza....

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Respect the Power of the Bean

Respect the Power of the Bean

Friday is a great day to reflect on the power 0f the incredible bean. Just remember, if you don’t sort through them right, someone’s going to chip a damn tooth. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or...

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Refried Weekly Wrap-Up (Like A Weekly Overflowing Burrito Of Danger And Excitement)

Refried Weekly Wrap-Up (Like A Weekly Overflowing Burrito Of Danger And Excitement)

Here are some refried morsels that were served up for you this week: Never Underestimate The Power of The Forks Even Lord Vader is no match for the forks. [READ MORE...] Study Concludes: Explosive Diarrhea, Leprosy, and Gonorrhea More Desirable Than Mitt Romney The Daily Refried Research Team, armed with clip boards, number two pencils, a dozen rotary phones, and 108 available hours of AOL dial-up internet, conducted an extensive study...

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