Greetings. You’re recovering from your St. Patrick’s Day festivities. Enjoy a sure-fire cure-all for your green-beer-induced hangover. Here are some refried morsels that were served up for you this week: Proctologists Of America On Republican Nominees: “These Are The Most Exceptional Assholes We’ve Ever Seen” [READ MORE...]   If Romney Elected, 1/3 of US Plans To Self-Deport Here Mittens demonstrates how he...

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The nation’s most respected proctologists are so impressed with the sheer majesty of the assholes running for president that they’ve begun to follow them like the Grateful Dead. However, they don’t want to be called groupies – they prefer the term “Polyps”. This dedicated group spends most of it’s day elbow deep in their work, and have concluded unanimously that the remaining candidates are...

[In this photo, Mittens explains how he likes his maids to fold his jewel-encrusted chones] During one of the 108 GOP debates, presidential hopeful and confirmed self-labotomizer Mittens Romney argued that at the center of his immigration plan is self-deportation. For many, the idea is pretty laughable. Watch him explain it below: The Daily Refried team recently conducted a really scientific poll (we used graphing paper, an abacus, a...

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried. [Photo by permanently...