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Mayan Calendar Experts “Interpretations Wrong; Apocalypse Coming Early July”

Mayan Calendar Experts “Interpretations Wrong; Apocalypse Coming Early July”

Using an IBM supercomputer, Mayan scholars have cracked a code long believed to be impenetrable. The top archaeological minds in the world are convinced this changes everything we thought we knew about the ancient culture and their doomsday predictions. “The good news is that with the help of technology we were finally able to crack a complex code made up of slightly varying glyphs – that have turned out to be symbolic...

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Refried Weekly Wrap-Up (Like A Weekly Overflowing Burrito Of Awesome)

Refried Weekly Wrap-Up (Like A Weekly Overflowing Burrito Of Awesome)

Greetings. The Daily Refried has been around for a year now. Thank you for your support. That’s all the sincerity El Guapo has available, so… “If you like me and the material I think up, posterity will consider you to have had good taste.” ~Aristophanes (while El Guapo nods)   Here are some refried morsels that were served up for you this week: God Apologizes For Giving Geraldo Two Assholes, Letting Him Speak...

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God Apologizes For Giving Geraldo Two Assholes, Letting Him Speak Through One

God Apologizes For Giving Geraldo Two Assholes, Letting Him Speak Through One

Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried. [photo – not text – by...

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Urgent News From the Future…

While science fiction has forever teased us with the possibility of time travel – via DeLorean, phone booth, hot tub, black/worm hole, an array of doors/portals, and, my personal favorite, character just getting clonked on the head – we have been left with exactly nothing to show for it. Until now. This week the Science Department at The Daily Refried offices (who we previously believed were just trying to get us some free HBO) have...

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Puerto Ricans Upset That Romney Kept Trying to Hand Everyone His Car Keys

Puerto Ricans Upset That Romney Kept Trying to Hand Everyone His Car Keys

Mitt Romney and Ricardo Santorum continued their forbidden dance for the Republican presidential nomination as each recently spent time trying to convince Puerto Ricans that he was the least despicable option. During their time on the island, both candidates worked tirelessly to leave a lasting impression. According to many, Romney seemed to have been more successful in being remembered. He wasted no time. Immediately after his plane...

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