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Conservatives Have Recurring Nightmare: Swarms of Undocumented Immigrants Gay-Sexing The 2nd Amendment

Conservatives Have Recurring Nightmare: Swarms of Undocumented Immigrants Gay-Sexing The 2nd Amendment

1-2 Gays are coming for you. 3-4 Better lock your door. 5-6 Grab your crucifix. 7-8 Ain’t it great? 9-10 Punch poor people and immigrants in the mouth. (Sometimes they sacrifice rhyme scheme for...

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Study: Rats Exhibit Empathy; After Study: Conservatives Giddily Ask To Step On Rats’ Heads

Study: Rats Exhibit Empathy; After Study: Conservatives Giddily Ask To Step On Rats’ Heads

CHICAGO, Il A new study seems to hint that rats may have unfairly gotten a bad rap. Sure, there was that whole Black Death thing, but we all make mistakes. Psychologists at The University of Chicago recently conducted experiments to learn more about empathy in the animal kingdom an unearthed some interesting results. They used   “an enclosure into which pairs of rats were placed, with one roaming free and the other restrained inside...

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Breaking News: Newt Leaving Dying GOP Race to Screw Much Younger Condo Association Campaign

Breaking News: Newt Leaving Dying GOP Race to Screw Much Younger Condo Association Campaign

Thursday evening, Newt Gingrich, in a rather startling move, officially dropped out of the Republican Presidential race. His cash-starved campaign has suffered significant defeats as Santorum and Paul  continue to have strong showings.  At Thursday afternoon’s press conference, Newt claimed that he is still the best white homophobic racist for the job and is confident he can still run the table, but prefers to pursue his true...

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Sinvergüenza Spotlight: Parents

Perhaps you were raised by sinvergüenza parents.  Perhaps you’re a parent yourself and have yet to discover that, yes, you are shameless and your kids cringe and die a little inside when they see you rocking the curlers and ratty robe to pick them up from school. Well, El Guapo believes that it’s better to identify sinvergüenzas early, before they sneak up behind you and stab you with something rusty simply because they like the...

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Refried Weekly Wrap Up (Like a Tasty Burrito) (02-11-12)

Refried Weekly Wrap Up (Like a Tasty Burrito) (02-11-12)

Greetings. In case you missed anything, here are some of the stories that were refried for you this week: Operation Reconquista The time is upon us. Those of Mexican decent have waited patiently since The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo (February, 2 1848), a treaty whose terms were dictated by The United States and resulted in the loss of 55%of Mexico’s pre-war territory. The patient seeds of rebellion have fermented in anger through...

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