1-2 Gays are coming for you. 3-4 Better lock your door. 5-6 Grab your crucifix. 7-8 Ain’t it great? 9-10 Punch poor people and immigrants in the mouth. (Sometimes they sacrifice rhyme scheme for...

        Able to leap the middle class in a single bound, The X-MENSos fight for xenophobia, the wealthy, and against The American gay. [illustration combined and modified from work by...

CHICAGO, Il A new study seems to hint that rats may have unfairly gotten a bad rap. Sure, there was that whole Black Death thing, but we all make mistakes. Psychologists at The University of Chicago recently conducted experiments to learn more about empathy in the animal kingdom an unearthed some interesting results. They used   “an enclosure into which pairs of rats were placed, with one roaming free and the other restrained inside...

Thursday evening, Newt Gingrich, in a rather startling move, officially dropped out of the Republican Presidential race. His cash-starved campaign has suffered significant defeats as Santorum and Paul  continue to have strong showings.  At Thursday afternoon’s press conference, Newt claimed that he is still the best white homophobic racist for the job and is confident he can still run the table, but prefers to pursue his true...

Perhaps you were raised by sinvergüenza parents.  Perhaps you’re a parent yourself and have yet to discover that, yes, you are shameless and your kids cringe and die a little inside when they see you rocking the curlers and ratty robe to pick them up from school. Well, El Guapo believes that it’s better to identify sinvergüenzas early, before they sneak up behind you and stab you with something rusty simply because they like the...