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Newt Gingrich, Sith Lord

Newt Gingrich, Sith Lord

Go ahead, call Newt Gingrich a deceptive, racist, amoral sack of putrid excrement. Go ahead, question his ethics and bring up the that during his tenure as Speaker of the House he had 84 ethics charges filed against him, that he was fined over $300,000. Go ahead, mention the countless times in his current campaign that he’s made implicit and explicitly racist comments without batting an eye. (Although, in all fairness, so has just...

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Refried Weekly Wrap Up (Like a Tasty Burrito) (1/21/12)

Refried Weekly Wrap Up (Like a Tasty Burrito) (1/21/12)

Greetings. In case you missed anything, here are some of the stories that were refried for you this week: Bizarre Love Triangle: Tebow, Jesus, and Brady Unrequited love. Tragedy. In a storyline worthy of a middle school playground or a Mexican soap opera, the NFL playoffs this year have centered around one truly bizarre love triangle.   Tebow Loves Jesus – Jesus Loves Brady – Brady loves ??? Jose, Can You See? / Kryptonite Speedo Many...

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EXCLUSIVE: Photo of Newt Gingrich’s Secret Love Child

EXCLUSIVE: Photo of Newt Gingrich’s Secret Love Child

Newt Gingrich – another in the long line of GOP poster boys for family values – has recently, and rather inexplicably, experienced a bump in the polls after his ex-wife came forward claiming he sought an open marriage during their relationship.  He apparently was seeking “a bump in the polls” throughout the marriage. The Daily Refried research team – which is an intern with access to an Encyclopedia Britannica...

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Jose, Can You See? / Kryptonite Speedo

Jose, Can You See? / Kryptonite Speedo

Periodically there is a rattling of cages over failures to include a genuine representation of Latinos in US history textbooks.  The Texas Board of Education has been consistently accused of trying to actively marginalize and erase Latinos in its history books. Of course, Arizona’s recent state-wide ethnic studies ban is also currently being called out as being yet another way of making Latinos disappear from school books. Critics...

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Bizarre Love Triangle: Tebow, Jesus, and Brady

Bizarre Love Triangle: Tebow, Jesus, and Brady

Unrequited love. Tragedy. In a storyline worthy of a middle school playground or a Mexican soap opera, the NFL playoffs this year have centered around one truly bizarre love triangle.   Tebow Loves Jesus – Jesus Loves Brady – Brady loves ??? Tim Tebow seemed to have the coveted support of Jesus Christ in the bag, until this past Saturday. Tebow praised Jesus at every press conference, and, after winning game after game...

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