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TOP 10 Valentine’s Games For People With Herpes

TOP 10 Valentine’s Games For People With Herpes

Some estimates have one in four US adults infected with herpes. Make your Valentine’s Day flare up a source of fun and merriment, not shame. All it takes is a little imagination and an STD – which you probably already have or can contract easily enough. Stay sexy, America. 10. Xs and Os – For sports fans – Pick your favorite sport and use the little lesion to set up winning plays. 9. Presidential Cold Sores – label each sore...

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Latino Social Media Don’ts

Latino Social Media Don’ts

An extensive new study funded and conducted by The Daily Refried research department has unearthed some revealing facts about Latinos, technology, the internet, the blogosphere, and social media. First, after some digging we discovered that contrary to popular belief, Latinos were early adopters when it came to social media, and, in fact, may have been well ahead of the curve in many capacities.While revolutionary sites like Facebook and...

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Refried Weekly Wrap Up (Like a Tasty Burrito) (1/28/12)

Refried Weekly Wrap Up (Like a Tasty Burrito) (1/28/12)

Greetings. In case you missed anything, here are some of the stories that were refried for you this week: Newt Gingrich, Sith Lord “Go ahead, call Newt Gingrich a deceptive, racist, amoral sack of putrid excrement. Go ahead, question his ethics and bring up the that during his tenure as Speaker of the House he had 84 ethics charges filed against him, that he was fined over $300,000. Go ahead, mention the countless times in his current...

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GOP Debate Audiences Warned of Splatter Zone

GOP Debate Audiences Warned of Splatter Zone

Remember when you went to Sea World and you sat in the splash zone, where you, in all likelihood, were subjected to getting doused with gallons of filthy water? That soft pretzel didn’t quite taste the same afterwards, did it? Well, consider yourself lucky, because every GOP debate thus far has had a similar sign posted in the first few rows, but unlike Shamu, their shit isn’t watered down. Your handsome and humble servant- El...

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Xenophobia: Love It Or Leave It, Cabron

Xenophobia: Love It Or Leave It, Cabron

 Xenophobia is an intense dislike and/or fear of people from other countries. It comes from the Greek words ξένος (xenos), meaning “foreigner,” “stranger,” and φόβος (phobos), meaning “fear.” The term is typically used to describe a fear or dislike of foreigners or of people significantly different from oneself. The past few years have really made for a reflective period for many, in which...

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