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5 Job Suggestions For Newly Unemployed SB1070 Architect Russell Pearce

5 Job Suggestions For Newly Unemployed SB1070 Architect Russell Pearce

Times are tough. After his recent recall in Arizona, the architect of Arizona’s SB1070, Russell Pearce, is out of work and hanging around a Home Depot east of Tempe hoping to land a landscaping job. He brings with him many qualifications, and El Guapo, of kind heart and delectable ass, has a few suggestions for the beloved hero: Wal-Mart Greeter He’s old and racist. I believe Wal-Mart hires greeters exclusively on these two...

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Sinverguenza Spotlight: Sinverguenzas @ Birth

Sinverguenza Spotlight: Sinverguenzas @ Birth

There are some tell-tale signs that give away a sinverguenza in utero and freshly out of utero. The following will help one more effectively identify and tag even the youngest scoundrel. Once identified, we can release them into the wild like some Speckled Owl or something. This way we can track and continue to collect data migration patterns and maturation processes (or lack thereof). Even before they’re born, sinverguenzas are plotting...

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Nation Politely Asks Texas To Stop Exclusively Exporting Idiots

Nation Politely Asks Texas To Stop Exclusively Exporting Idiots

The rest of the country doesn’t want to be too forward or anything.  It keeps kicking at some invisible pebble on the ground, and it has tried to avoid the confrontation altogether. However, after averting eye-contact and doing the whole aw-shucks thing, the nation has come right out and laid its request for Texas right on the table. It would appreciate it very much if Texas could export something aside from oil and absolute...

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Rick Perry, Miss South Carolina To Have Ultimate Pay-Per-View Debate Showdown

After his epic performance in the latest GOP debate, Rick Perry has confirmed that he and his long-time debate coach, Miss Teen South Carolina, will be competing in what’s being billed as the Ultimate, No-Holds-Barred Intellectual Showdown of the Century to crown this era’s master debater, once and for all. Vegas oddsmakers are at a loss. At this point, it’s a coin toss. Here, review the footage and place your bets. In all...

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Sinverguenza Timeline: The Evolution of Shamelessness

Sinverguenza Timeline: The Evolution of Shamelessness

Here and now we begin what is the most vital exploration in human history. We set sail like valiant crusaders. (Cue foreboding mist) We begin our daring expedition, one that takes us to the dark side (and back…we hope). From simple pendejadas to cutting edge risk-taking and even the downright dastardly, we’ll examine the people, places, events, and behaviors that have discarded and sidestepped enough shame to earn the title of...

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