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Waldo Clinically Depressed That Nation’s Obsessed With Looking For Undocumented And Has Forgotten Him

After an exhaustive search spanning two decades and countless books, El Guapo has found Waldo. However, now he (El Guapo) wishes he had never embarked on the journey to find the iconic character who entertained and frustrated millions by inspiring the longest hide and seek game in history. It turns out Waldo is not doing so well. Found in a pool of his own filth outside a seedy motel, his trademarked candy cane striped shirt and matching...

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WANTED: Latino Al Sharpton (Mullet preferred, but any reasonably electrifying hair-style considered)

As official Latino spokesperson (via unanimous election), many people presume that El Guapo would readily add the role of “Latino Sharpton” to his resumé – a dapper man, with great hair who appears from the ether in a sharp suit to right racially charged wrongs – perceived, legitimate, exaggerated or in-between. You’d be right to assume that El Guapo would be the best choice, but he does not enjoy crouching behind bushes...

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Sinvergüenza Word of the Day: Guileless (adj.)

guileless (adj.) – honest; straightforward There are endeavors where being guileless may not be the most logical approach. Serial killing and poker playing, for instance. [Photo by gcfairch] TweetFacebookLinkedInTumblrStumbleDiggDelicious

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A Boehner By Any Other Name… (Should be Boner)

A Boehner By Any Other Name… (Should be Boner)

The Senate Majority leader is the onion-fume-and tanning-bed-lovin, middle class hating, John Boehner. The following, however, has nothing to do with politics. It has to do with simple pronunciation and consistency. Mr. Boehner’s last name is of German decent, and as a result is to be pronounced “Bay-ner.” Well, that’s how it should be pronounced in Germany. El Guapo posits that it is racist to pronounce Boehners...

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Obama Reassures Latinos He’s Deporting People “Ironically”

When on the campaign trail courting critical Latino votes during his run to the presidency, Mr. Obama underscored the importance of logical and humane immigration reform. We are not going to ship back 12 million people, we’re not going to do it as a practical matter. We would have to take all our law enforcement that we have available and we would have to use it and put people on buses, and rip families apart, and that’s not...

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