This realistic baby-shaped cake is cut up and it might make you wince…and it might make you hungry.  Cannibalism never looked so delicious. It is a sure omen of the end.  We flash the spotlight of shame on the talented bakers who created this delicious monstrosity and used their natural talents for pure evil – to draw us towards readily accepting the idea of eating our young....

Deluge (n.) – flood The deluge of criticism rolled off his back, and, in absolute defiance, he continued to throw his own feces at the monkey cage in order to show them who the superior primate was.   Sinvergüenza Word of the Day: In order to further help readers protect themselves from the dastardly ways of sinverguenzas with voluminous vocabularies – of which there are many – El Guapo brings you The...

Caustic (adj.) – sarcastic, biting Don Rickles’ career as a pre-school teacher came to an abrupt end when the children in his care become suicidal as a result of his incessant, caustic remarks.  “Sure Bobby, I’m sure all the little chicks in here love the fact that you piss yourself every time the jack-in-the-box pops up.  Shows that you’re a sensitive little bastard who is scared shitless by predictable, harmless...

A 50 yr. old Will County, Illinois resident threatened to cut a neighbor and his dog’s head off while brandishing a circular saw.  Apparently he was bothered by the neighborhood dogs and their incessant barking. In all fairness, if you’re wielding a saw you should either be cutting a tree or threatening someone.  It’s only right. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo Source: The Herald News Originally published...

Castigation (n.) – severe punishment “Is it still castigation if the person being castigated enjoys it and asks for more?” asked the philosophizing dominatrix.   Sinvergüenza Word of the Day: In order to further help readers protect themselves from the dastardly ways of sinverguenzas with voluminous vocabularies – of which there are many – El Guapo brings you The Sinverguenza Word of the Day.  If you...