The serial killer argued that he had no malicious motives, that he simply enjoyed swinging a razor sharp sword near apartment building exits and people just happened to walk out at a bad time.  It was, he admitted, unfortunate, but unavoidable. TweetFacebookLinkedInTumblrStumbleDiggDelicious

The functionally illiterate. At least, that is, if you mock them in print. Then you’re safe. The tiny. Say what you want, then jump up on the counter and laugh as they swing harmlessly. Cannibals. Apparently it is socially acceptable to mock this group due to their historically bad PR. Perhaps this will change in the future, but until then, tease away – from a safe distance, and don’t wear any of the onion and garlic lotion...

Acrid (adj.) – bitter   While it was certainly an acrid pill to swallow, she finally acknowledged that “connect the canker sores” was just not as erotic a game as she had hoped. TweetFacebookLinkedInTumblrStumbleDiggDelicious

  When Vader let’s his mojo slip like this, expect the end of times to be around the corner. A Michigan man robs a convenience store, but puts his Vader mask on after entering. Brilliant, this one is not. It’s bad planning like this that cost them the Death Star. The end is near. Originally posted by El Guapo at...

Laud (v.) – to praise Expecting to be lauded for his hospitality, Humpy, the family dog, did eventually stop screwing the guest’s leg when it dawned on him that maybe it was not as welcoming a gesture as he thought.   Sinvergüenza Word of the Day: In order to further help readers protect themselves from the dastardly ways of sinverguenzas with voluminous vocabularies – of which there are many – El Guapo...