Abide (v.) – comply with; tolerate “I’m afraid that I cannot abide by the unfair rules of our relationship.  For example, is there any wiggle room in the animal three-way department?” TweetFacebookLinkedInTumblrStumbleDiggDelicious

Panacea (n.) – cure all While penicillin seems to be a panacea, it cannot mend a broken heart or kill feral cats.  If it could, I’d be out killing some feral cats with penicillin instead of rusty 9-volt batteries, a sling shot, and a toy light saber. TweetFacebookLinkedInTumblrStumbleDiggDelicious

It’s official.  The happiest place on earth may no longer be Disney World.  The morale at one particular water park last summer may be unmatched, because they had some attractions that made spinning tea cups look like, well, spinning tea cups. After accusations of petty theft were reported at a Chicago-area water park, an investigation revealed that perhaps theft wasn’t the only notable thing going on at the location. ...

Antidote (n.) – cure; solution If I learned anything as the most sought after prison clown of the 90’s, it’s that the antidote to gang violence and inmate-on-inmate sexual assault are balloon animals and magic tricks.  Yes, those are euphemisms…. (quiet...

Abercrombie and Fitch is a cutting edge company – that much cannot be disputed.  As such, they ruffle an occasional feather or two with their choices in products, advertising, and general corporate practices.  This is expected with any innovation, of course.  With their inclusion of padded bikinis for young girls recently (we’re talking 7 yrs. old or so), they have brought on a wave of serious public wrath. This irrational...