Tuesday was like any other day for Rush Limbaugh – the face (and one could say the robust body) of The Republican Party. He grabbed his hard hat and lunch pail and headed off to the salt mines. He spent the day having respectful, intelligent, and useful exchanges with his listeners. He had his favorite lunch (the fresh kidneys of small children drizzled with the blood of a poor gay – both grass-fed and organic). After a long and...

On the fifth trip up to the buffet, you fight gnawing fatigue like a champ. Your jaw aches. You’ve unbuttoned your pants with the same single-minded determination of Rocky Balboa asking Mick to cut his swollen eye. The meat-sweats have started. You’ve eaten so much that you can feel your last mouthful clawing its way back up your throat. But, you paid $11.99 for this buffet, and that, by law, gives you the right to eat a week’s worth...

Some mothers are impossible to shop for. For them, try this sure-fire technique: To all of the others, the great moms who pretend to love the macaroni necklaces, finger paintings, and other assorted crap  every year, Happy Mothers’ Day. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or...

Republicans are the party incessantly rallying against big government. I see what they mean. I can’t afford to start paying for these tickets. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or Twitter @TheDailyRefried. [photo...

It seems that Patricia ”Tanning Mom” Krentcil, the mother who has gained notoriety for allegedly taking her 5-year-old into a tanning bed (reportedly resulting in serious skin burns), is stretching her 15 minutes of fame with the help of the Frito-Lay company – makers of Cheetos.  The company won a heated bidding war with Wilson, the makers of the Official NFL gameday football.  Several big-time tanneries also threw...

Why has beloved arched-eyebrow, action powerhouse Sylvester Stallone been attracted to making violent films where he plays a monosyllabic, rage-fueled animal with an attitude, forever armed with a snarl and weapons ranging from broken bottles to assault weapons? The short answer: He’s a chola. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things...

URGENT: Please share this with your non-Latino friends before they have a disastrous Cinco de Mayo. Mexicans and Mexican Americans (and, in desperate times anyone from Central and South America) are a welcome (some would argue necessary) guest/accessory at most Cinco de Mayo festivities. If you manage to cajole a willing Mexican into joining your obnoxious friends as they bellow La Cuacaracha, gargle tequila, wear novelty sombreros, eat...

The Supreme Court listened to arguments this week concerning SB1070 Arizona’s controversial immigration law in order to determine its constitutionality.  This law, which has spawned countless copycat laws in other states and has resulted in lower courts challenging certain provisions, seems to be headed towards being upheld by the highest court in the land.  At least this is the outcome one can infer from some of the Supreme Court...

As the Supreme Court hears arguments on Arizona’s SB1070, I’d like to submit this for their consideration:                                     Choose wisely, robed-assholes. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him...

Friday is a great day to reflect on the power 0f the incredible bean. Just remember, if you don’t sort through them right, someone’s going to chip a damn tooth. Your handsome and humble servant- El Guapo El Guapo writes The Daily Refried, and is, without question, the foremost authority on all things sinvergüenza. Follow him on Facebook or...